ALL I WANNA DO IS [GUN SHOT NOISE] [GUN SHOT NOISE] [GUN SHOT NOISE] AND A [GUN COCK NOISE] MAYBE YOU’RE MY LOVE.
Me: So, let’s say that you’re at school and you see a guy you know. I mean, you guys talk every once in a while and he’s pretty cool, but you’re not like friends or anything. You just talk to him every once in a while.
Guy Friend: What’s his name?
What fans of L make him look like:
What he really looks like:
(Sirius Black at 2am in the Gryffindor dormitory)
Congratulations to @AmazingPhil for having 1M followers! ∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿
American Horror Story: Freakshow
why are men so weird everywhere always (x)
i just imagined this and cannot stop laughing
so today, my friend Tyler went to Publix. he noticed that there was a promotional sale for Sun Drop, because like no one here buys it, and they were selling them for like almost 6 cents a bottle.
so naturally, Tyler bought 600 bottles.
it took 3 cars to transport all of the Sun Drop, and he currently has 70 in his garage, 70 in his room, and the rest is stored at another friend’s house.
without the discounts, his purchase would have added up to $935.
he spent $34
hes the guy we learn about in math
So naturally, Tyler bought 600 bottles.
I CANT STOP LAUGHING
this will always be my favorite